Nike just released their uniform redesigns for the NFL. Outside some fabric changes, and the noteable exception of the Seahawks, none of the uniform designs changed much. The seahawks somehow were made worse. Just bring back the freaking neon green jerseys and everyone will be happy. I know I will be, the Neon jerseys had a definite identity which was loads better than the weird blue they wear nowadays. Blue is so distinct, that's why half the league wears some variation of it.
Anyway, I made a comic about it as a Nike joke.
I had fun doing the 3 fake "new" uniforms, so I figured I'd waste my time and do a redo of every single team. All 32 of them (Just the home jerseys though, away ones can jump off a cliff). Most of these are obvious jokes or to attempts at something different with the color scheme, but a few of them I'd actually say would be better than the teams current uniforms (Captain America Patriots would rule so hard). Anyway, here is all 32 teams, jokingly revamped.
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| Seahawks green, with Skittle belt. |
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| Patriots Cpt. America |
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| Bengals eye sores |
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| The Raiders. |
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| NY Giants, complete with hulk hands. |
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| The Houston Texan Farmer |
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| Oh god the Vikings why do you hurt me so |
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| San Diego Super Chargers |
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| Packers are about cheese, get it? |
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| baltimore ravens w/bulletproof vest. Everyone needs to watch the Wire |
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| Dolphins |
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| Draguars |
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| Redskins ready to rumble |
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| KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA KATRINA |
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| THE JETS HAVE TEBOW NOW |
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| Falcons |
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| Deceptilions |
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| Bills |
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| Cowboys |
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| Eagles |
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| Broncos |
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| The Steelers? |
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| Bucs |
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| Browns |
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| Panthers |
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| Titans |
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| Rawr bears |
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| Cardinals |
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| 49ers |
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| Chiefs |
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| Colts |
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| Rams |
It took way longer than expected and I couldn't come up with outlandish ideas for all of them, but sometimes simplicity is for the best anyway.
Also comedy option for the Bills: Silence of the Lambs joke
